Post by John on Sept 5, 2019 15:36:04 GMT -8
James watches Joe walk towards the ring after getting the word that he’s been replaced.
“Motherfucker. I’ll show you!” James decreed right then and there. “I ain’t afraid for Callaway’s big fucking boot. I’ve sucked on titties bigger than Callaway tiny little tennis shoes.”
The following day on the internet:
Clickbait.
Then the following showed up on YouTube.com…...
Long time Pro Wrestling journalist Barry Burton uploaded a video to his channel, The Pro Scoop, news and rumors straight from the wrestlers themselves, caught up with The Bad Ass James Kelloggs in Mexico two days after RANCOR!
Barry with vanishing hairline and ill fighting suit is sitting next to James on a park bench with the Gimnasio Nuevo Leon in the background.
BB “James. Thank you for a couple of minutes you made for me and my viewers.”
JK “Make it quick Barry! Time is ticking! Time is money! I don’t work for free!”
BB “You were replaced in the tag match at the main event just a couple of days at RANCOR!”
JK “Yeah….thanks for reminding me you stupid fucker! I should be the WhirlWind champion right now instead of that ham sandwich B Epic!”
BB “As we saw, Joe was afraid that you could be a weak link in his quest for that belt. He suggested ...”
JK “Listen! I know what the cocksucker said, and Barry before you say one fucking word! I speak the truth! Joe has sucked cock! I call it like I see it! Secondly! I ain’t afraid about Stehpen Callaway! Have you forgotten who you’re talking to? I’m the Bad Ass One! I am pro wrestling! The joint in back of us has sold out both events namely because my name is on the marquee! When you see James Kelloggs up in lights!, In the main event! With the belt on the line! I put asses in the seats and eyeballs on smartphones all around the world! Pure money is my middle name and that is what these jokers in management pay me! Straight fucking cash! Despite all of these rumors Barry that you see all over the internet, tracking my good name through the mud, I ain’t afraid of Stephen one bit!”
BB “Really? Not even a little bit?”
JK “Did I stutter bitch? I said, I! Ain’t! Scared! Of! Callaway! This bullshit about me freezing up when I see him, him kicking my ass, is nothing but a bunch of lies! LIES I TELL YOU! In fact! Why don’t you make yourself useful! Why don’t you go find that oversized bitch Stevie, and tell the former champ! If he’s got the balls! To meet me at All Hallows Eve in that fucking building right there! Then we’ll see who’s afraid of who!”
A long stretched limo then pulls up next to the curb in front of James and Barry. James slides down off of the park bench as the driver quickly jogs around the limo to open the door for him, revealing two hotties inside waiting on him. They call his name.
JK “Be right there Bae! I’ll be at All Hallows Eve and all of the eyeballs in the world will see why I live up to my name every single time! I am the Bad Ass and Callaway, is just another bitch!”
James climbs into the limo and the driver closes the door.
BB “Okay folks! James Kelloggs says he’s not afraid for former WhirlWind Wrestling Champion Stephen Callaway. The question is, is Stephen afraid of the Bad Ass One?”
“Motherfucker. I’ll show you!” James decreed right then and there. “I ain’t afraid for Callaway’s big fucking boot. I’ve sucked on titties bigger than Callaway tiny little tennis shoes.”
The following day on the internet:
Clickbait.
“Dave Meltzer reports that Joe Jones did in fact pull a bait and switch at the last second at Rancor!”
“James Kelloggs, the biggest littlest Bad Ass freezes up when he sees the bottom of Callaway’s boots.”
“Word from backstage was that James Kelloggs was visibly upset about being replaced at the last second by Bester, who, as it later turned out, wasn’t Bester but Mastodon.”
“James Keloggs, The Bad Ass. Trashes his own personal locker room after being replaced.”
“WhirlWind Melt Down? Callaway’s feet labeled WMD by James Kelloggs.”
“Nearly a decade friendship down the drain? Joe gives the Boot to The Bad Ass at RANCOR!”
“Bad Ass Kelloggs to sue WhirlWind Wrestling LLC for Unsafe Work Conditions?”
“James Kelloggs, the biggest littlest Bad Ass freezes up when he sees the bottom of Callaway’s boots.”
“Word from backstage was that James Kelloggs was visibly upset about being replaced at the last second by Bester, who, as it later turned out, wasn’t Bester but Mastodon.”
“James Keloggs, The Bad Ass. Trashes his own personal locker room after being replaced.”
“WhirlWind Melt Down? Callaway’s feet labeled WMD by James Kelloggs.”
“Nearly a decade friendship down the drain? Joe gives the Boot to The Bad Ass at RANCOR!”
“Bad Ass Kelloggs to sue WhirlWind Wrestling LLC for Unsafe Work Conditions?”
Then the following showed up on YouTube.com…...
Long time Pro Wrestling journalist Barry Burton uploaded a video to his channel, The Pro Scoop, news and rumors straight from the wrestlers themselves, caught up with The Bad Ass James Kelloggs in Mexico two days after RANCOR!
Barry with vanishing hairline and ill fighting suit is sitting next to James on a park bench with the Gimnasio Nuevo Leon in the background.
BB “James. Thank you for a couple of minutes you made for me and my viewers.”
JK “Make it quick Barry! Time is ticking! Time is money! I don’t work for free!”
BB “You were replaced in the tag match at the main event just a couple of days at RANCOR!”
JK “Yeah….thanks for reminding me you stupid fucker! I should be the WhirlWind champion right now instead of that ham sandwich B Epic!”
BB “As we saw, Joe was afraid that you could be a weak link in his quest for that belt. He suggested ...”
JK “Listen! I know what the cocksucker said, and Barry before you say one fucking word! I speak the truth! Joe has sucked cock! I call it like I see it! Secondly! I ain’t afraid about Stehpen Callaway! Have you forgotten who you’re talking to? I’m the Bad Ass One! I am pro wrestling! The joint in back of us has sold out both events namely because my name is on the marquee! When you see James Kelloggs up in lights!, In the main event! With the belt on the line! I put asses in the seats and eyeballs on smartphones all around the world! Pure money is my middle name and that is what these jokers in management pay me! Straight fucking cash! Despite all of these rumors Barry that you see all over the internet, tracking my good name through the mud, I ain’t afraid of Stephen one bit!”
BB “Really? Not even a little bit?”
JK “Did I stutter bitch? I said, I! Ain’t! Scared! Of! Callaway! This bullshit about me freezing up when I see him, him kicking my ass, is nothing but a bunch of lies! LIES I TELL YOU! In fact! Why don’t you make yourself useful! Why don’t you go find that oversized bitch Stevie, and tell the former champ! If he’s got the balls! To meet me at All Hallows Eve in that fucking building right there! Then we’ll see who’s afraid of who!”
A long stretched limo then pulls up next to the curb in front of James and Barry. James slides down off of the park bench as the driver quickly jogs around the limo to open the door for him, revealing two hotties inside waiting on him. They call his name.
JK “Be right there Bae! I’ll be at All Hallows Eve and all of the eyeballs in the world will see why I live up to my name every single time! I am the Bad Ass and Callaway, is just another bitch!”
James climbs into the limo and the driver closes the door.
BB “Okay folks! James Kelloggs says he’s not afraid for former WhirlWind Wrestling Champion Stephen Callaway. The question is, is Stephen afraid of the Bad Ass One?”