Post by @whirlwind_LLC on Sept 4, 2019 18:10:11 GMT -8
Backstage moments after RANCOR! goes off the air. A dejected and pissed off Joe Jones is making his way towards the locker room when a camera is shoved in his face.
“Joe! Joe! Can you tell me what is going through your mind right now?” The cameraman asks.
Joe stops and glares at him. He wipes his face with his sweaty palm as he gathers his many thoughts about what just went down.
“My thoughts? I’m not sure if I can gather my many thoughts about the fucking that just went down out there! I have so many guys who just cemented their names on my shit list just now, that quite frankly, Whirlwind Wrestling isn’t going to like how I’m going to get my pound of flesh from these carpetbaggers! But, let’s start at the top of the list shall we? Let’s start with the guy who always have an angle! Let’s start with Stevie! The now former champ and even though it came at my expense and that just totally sucks, it is fitting that he is no longer the so called champion of this company! He had an entire locker room of guys and gals to pick from to be his tag team partner, and he finds some guy that this sport hasn’t even seen in 9 years! Where was this guy anyways? B Epic? Selling cell phone cases in the mall? Taking ticket stubs at the movie theater? Or was he pumping gas in New Jersey? I never heard of this jackass and the fact that some guy who was sitting on his couch 24 hours ago is now this company’s champion is disgraceful! B Epic, could there be a dumber name? Enjoy this miracle win buddy! Soak in this very brief 15 minutes of fame! I will be knocking on your door and when you answer the door, I will be taking MY belt BACK!”
“You know! I just have to share this. When Callaway was running his mouth before the match and B Epic came out! I thought it was a joke! I was saying to myself and who I thought was Bester, trust me, I’ll get to that in a second! Callaway can’t be serious! When this B Epic guy stepped into the ring, I knew right then and there that old Callaway was just going to hand me the belt! I knew the pressure of being this company’s champion was too much for him and this was his way of waving the white flag! That belt was mine! Everyone out there saw it! Everyone at home saw it! Every wrestling podcast, every wrestling youtube channel in about an hour from now will be talking about how I got screwed out of being a 2 time champion!”
Joe pauses and looks up at the ceiling for a second.
“Which brings me to Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dumb! Nanook and his sandbox buddy Mastodon! I thought I chased Nanook from this sport about a year ago! When I took everything he had, just like how he did to me 4 years ago, and I left him with nothing! I left him penniless! Just like how he did me and James all those years ago in Tennessee! Revenge was bitter sweet. I planned and busted my ass for years to make that moment happen! When I crushed Nanook's little world! When I ended him! But I see old tubby isn’t going down without a fight! Got him some backup and while all of those knuckleheads out there tonight are eating up everything Mastodon, much like B Epic, I’m going to slay the beast and show you why mastodons went extinct! At the end of the day, Mastodon is nothing my a brainless moron being lead a fat! Lazy! Jelly moron! That's why! Next time you see me, I’ll be on a big game hunt and those three jackasses….”
Joe looks into the camera and smirks.
“They will all be in my sights!”
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